in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese
my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping
(Source: guy, via gnarly)
"You want to kiss all kinds of different people, you want to wake up in a stranger’s bed maybe once or twice just to see if it feels good to feel nothing, you want to have a group of friends that feels like a tribe, a bonafide family. You want to go from one place to the next constantly and have your weekends feel like one long epic day. You want to dance to stupid music in your stupid room and have a nice job that doesn’t get in the way of living your life too much. You want to be less scared, less anxious, and more willing. Because if you’re closed off now, you can only imagine what you’ll be like later."
- Ryan O’Connell (via perfect)
(Source: hellanne, via thekidwiththechemicalsss)
I was collecting the voice files from Disney Infinity when I noticed that Elsa’s are arranged and performed in a rather…amusing way.
Performed by Idina Menzel herself
What the fuck
I can’t breathe.
erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing
a dick rising to power
wait for it
my laptop is hotter than my sex life.
"I can’t wait for the day I get to fucking marry you."
- Everything you love is here (via lovequotesrus)
(Source: iamsomethingofawriter, via lovequotesrus)
I wish my wallet came with free refills
(Source: stability, via covocal)
When your celebrity idols reveal their inner fandom nerds
it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful